Park Crescent

We take birthday cards seriously here.

Life in London can be tough. Just this afternoon I got mown down. (at Vereker Road)

. @zicklurky + my glasses = Ade Edmonson (at The Pelican)

Wednesday. (at Leo Burnett London)

Tuesday. (at Leo Burnett London)

Art13

On Friday I went along to a new modern and contemporary art fair that has opened in London called Art13. My choice of pieces to photograph probably says a lot about my taste in art, but there you go.

Anyway, the highlight was when a small man called Pierre wearing African clothing approached me out of nowhere, asked me if I was an artist, and before I finished my response, began a 10-minute pitch. I tried several times to cut it short, but his eyes made me feel glued to the floor. He’s looking for billionaire sponsors to help him create a small planet based on something he’s built on a computer, and mentioned that “Walt Disney is stealing all the good ones”. He looked a lot like Tony Robinson, and his business card is incredible. The front is the photo above, and the back reads “IF YOUR INTERESTED IN BECOMING A BILLIONAIR SPONSOR THEN REMEMBER, I AM EVERYTHING AND ALL OF NOTHING TO ALL THE PEOPLE OF THIS PLANET EARTH”.

Family & Woody

Overheard: “I’m gettin’ sick and tired of these youths comin’ in with empty frames”

One Direction forever. (at Leo Burnett London)

Mat, on leave from Afghanistan, and his confused parents.